Panamaniac Rules of the Road

1. No matter what speed you are driving, you are going too slow.
2. Regardless of the posted speed limit, you are going too slow.
3. If the road is marked for 2 lanes, there is room for at least 4 abreast. Plus a bike or two.
4. When the light turns green, blow your horn repeatedly no matter how far back you are.
5. When the light turns red, there's time for 3 more cars to go thru.
6. When in doubt, blow your horn.
7. If you are on a motorcycle, there are no rules.
8. If you need to park, just pullover and park, regardless of where you are.
9. Just because an emergency vehicle is behind you with lights flashing, you are still in a bigger hurry than they are.
10. And the number 10 rule of the road, pray and then GO FOR IT!